If you’re a couple that likes to laugh and joke all the time, then these hilarious quotes on love and marriage are the perfect thing to include in your wedding speeches or even on your wedding invitations – you could even dot a few framed quotes around your wedding venue for your guests to uncover throughout the day.

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life”

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”

“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops” 

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”

“Some mornings I wake up grouchy. And some mornings I just let him sleep.”

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

“Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain’t.”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”

“One day my wife’s credit card got stolen. What a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife.”

“Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.”

We hope they made you chuckle!!

If you’ve got another funny quote to share feel free to let us know.